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Sometimes you'll spot a phone configured for tethering but even that's usually just \"Alice's iPhone\" or similar. \u003ca href=\"https://danq.me/_q23u/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-10-at-08.53.46.png\"\u003e\u003cimg width=\"584\" height=\"376\" src=\"https://danq.me/_q23u/2026/04/Screenshot-2026-04-10-at-08.53.46.png\" class=\"aligncenter size-i640\" alt=\"MacOS wireless network list featuring uninspiring names like DIRECT-9B-HP OfficeJet Pro 9020, Gigaclear_2E8C, Gigaclear_F35F, TeslaWallConnector_A4227A, and Underdown farm.\" loading=\"lazy\"\u003e\u003c/a\u003e I can't remember the last time I saw a \"Chicken Crossed the Road to Steal Our Wifi\" or a \"Russian Hackers\" or a \"Routy McRouterface\" or a \"All Your Bandwidth Belong to Us\" (okay, that last one's a bit dated). 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href=\"https://en.pronouns.page/@dan-q\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003een.pronouns.page/@dan-q\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2023-03-21T11:06:19.925+00:00"},{"name":"GPG","value":"B00A 55DA C3F5 9B51 7CA3 F64F 6342 1D24 3218 A6AC","verified_at":null},{"name":"CV","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://danq.me/cv/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener me\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003edanq.me/cv/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan 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shit this is detailed. Can you believe the hubris to silently collect all this information on users?\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/privacy\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eprivacy\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e\u003cp\u003e\u003ca href=\"https://browsergate.eu/how-it-works/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ebrowsergate.eu/how-it-works/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e\u003c/p\u003e","reblog":null,"account":{"id":"109773839275979941","username":"paco","acct":"paco@infosec.exchange","display_name":"Paco Hope","locked":false,"bot":false,"discoverable":true,"indexable":true,"group":false,"created_at":"2018-09-27T00:00:00.000Z","note":"\u003cp\u003eAmateur professional \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/selfhost\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eselfhost\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e sysadmin. Professional amateur \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/cloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecloud\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/security\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003esecurity\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e at \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/AWS\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eAWS\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e. Also fond of \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/cats\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecats\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/cigars\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecigars\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/whiskey\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ewhiskey\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e and \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/pipes\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003epipes\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e. I like board games and some video games. I am \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/covid\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecovid\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e cautious and I still \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/wearamask\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ewearamask\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e. Opinions are my own, but they can be yours too. 100% Organic:,No artificial colors,  preservatives, or intelligence added.\u003c/p\u003e","url":"https://infosec.exchange/@paco","uri":"https://infosec.exchange/users/paco","avatar":"https://m.danq.me/system/cache/accounts/avatars/109/773/839/275/979/941/original/b19ac35fa19f8bc1.jpg","avatar_static":"https://m.danq.me/system/cache/accounts/avatars/109/773/839/275/979/941/original/b19ac35fa19f8bc1.jpg","header":"https://m.danq.me/system/cache/accounts/headers/109/773/839/275/979/941/original/6b225a720edabd72.jpg","header_static":"https://m.danq.me/system/cache/accounts/headers/109/773/839/275/979/941/original/6b225a720edabd72.jpg","followers_count":2872,"following_count":1303,"statuses_count":7408,"last_status_at":"2026-04-04","hide_collections":false,"emojis":[],"fields":[{"name":"Interests","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/cloud\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecloud\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/security\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003esecurity\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/cigars\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003ecigars\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/travel\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003etravel\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e, \u003ca href=\"https://infosec.exchange/tags/overwatch\" class=\"mention hashtag\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e#\u003cspan\u003eoverwatch\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Blog","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://blog.paco.to/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eblog.paco.to/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2026-04-04T18:32:44.237+00:00"},{"name":"Pronouns","value":"He/Him","verified_at":null},{"name":"Masks?","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://shouldyouwearamask.com/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003eshouldyouwearamask.com/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null},{"name":"Monsterdon","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://gallery.don.monster/\" target=\"_blank\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003egallery.don.monster/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":"2026-04-04T18:32:45.257+00:00"},{"name":"John Mastodon Day","value":"\u003ca href=\"https://www.johnmastodon.me/\" rel=\"nofollow noopener\" translate=\"no\" target=\"_blank\"\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003ehttps://www.\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"\"\u003ejohnmastodon.me/\u003c/span\u003e\u003cspan class=\"invisible\"\u003e\u003c/span\u003e\u003c/a\u003e","verified_at":null}]},"media_attachments":[],"mentions":[],"tags":[{"name":"privacy","url":"https://m.danq.me/tags/privacy"}],"emojis":[],"card":{"url":"https://browsergate.eu/how-it-works/","title":"The Attack: How it works","description":"Every time you open LinkedIn in a Chrome-based browser, LinkedIn’s JavaScript executes a silent scan of your installed browser extensions. 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